I really don't think they thought this through

 Ultra was always my favorite brand, and the 2003-04 NBA set holds a special place in my memory. 

The base card is fine, of course. 

The parallels have a standard format, with the top left corner die cut with Gold Medallion foil lettering there. 

Normally, it's all good...

Oh....oh no. 

I don't think Fleer thought to take that into account when choosing photos, which leads us to the hilarious card.